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The Internet Is Missing Squirrels in Neckties
03/24/06 at 10:19am
 
Now don't be embarrassed if you use this "internet" thing fairly often. It's actually getting quite popular I hear. There are even some people, a growing number of people, that claim anything in the world can be found on the internet, from pictures of llamas in rollerskates to pictures of your grandmother in nothing but her good-luck bridge hat.

Unfortunately, I'm here to shatter that belief...

A conversation in this thread made me come to a startling realization that the internet, while rather comprehensive and large and sexy, is completely lacking in one extremely vital area.

There is a giant hole in the internet and that hole can only be filled with pictures of squirrels wearing neckties.

It's true. If you google image search for this, you'll most likely wind up  squirrel-less-ness and will quickly spiral down into a pit of depression you may never be able to shake. I don't want this to happen to any more people.

The problem MUST be fixed and I believe we can do it if we work together! If you post photoshopped pictures you create of squirrel's wearing neckties in this thread I WILL make it my job to ensure that these pictures make it onto the magical google grid of images (through the use of an LLA! with the images carefully labeled), filling up the hole on the internet and the squirrels-wearing-neckties sized hole in my heart.

The internet is depending on us. WE MUST SAVE THE INTERNET!

(Please spread the word of this as you see fit, the more people who can help with this cause, the better. I'd hate to think my offspring could grow up in a world where it is difficult to google pictures of squirrels wearing neckties. Please, think of the children. The ones that will pop out of me. *POP*)
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Reply #1 - 03/24/06 at 11:33am
 
At least I won't be bored at work today.  ;-)
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Reply #2 - 03/24/06 at 11:43am
 
roofpig wrote on 03/24/06 at 11:33am:
At least I won't be bored at work today.  ;-)


Heh. I was just thinking the same thing.
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Reply #3 - 03/24/06 at 1:47pm
 
String ties are not, in the strictest sense, neck ties.

That hasn't stopped my from presenting the following:
Canadian Black Squirrel Wearing a White String Tie
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Reply #4 - 03/24/06 at 6:24pm
 
What a squirrel!

It is a tie around it's neck so I think you fit the criteria just fine! Wooo! We're saving the world!
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Reply #5 - 03/24/06 at 7:09pm
 
Here's my contribution:

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Reply #6 - 03/24/06 at 8:12pm
 
roofpig wrote on 03/24/06 at 7:09pm:



What did you do to his ear? Was there some pie on it or something?
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Reply #7 - 03/24/06 at 9:37pm
 
Puppymeat:  You crack me up!

Lauren and Roofpig:  Those squirrels look awfully handsome.

Now, are squirrels with personality flaws acceptable?



Thank God for MS Paint and public domain images.  We must be prepared for these emergencies!
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Reply #8 - 03/25/06 at 1:46am
 
Holy crap Roofpig I love it! I feel like he's about to say something incredibly insightful. I feel like he would be the "Odd Couple" counterpart to Carla's hyper accorn-addicted squirrely (which i LOVE as well). They could live in an apartment together and star in their own sitcom.

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Reply #9 - 03/25/06 at 5:58pm
 
How about guest stars?  Besides  Smiley and  Smiley.



I looked up squirrels in Wikipedia.
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Reply #10 - 03/26/06 at 2:00am
 
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Reply #11 - 03/26/06 at 11:57pm
 
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Reply #12 - 03/27/06 at 10:16am
 
Oh man, Tone, that squirrel in a suit is hil-lar-rious.



(hil-lar-rious is spelled like that because it's meant to be said in a voice like the lady from Strangers with Candy)
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Reply #13 - 03/27/06 at 9:16pm
 
How about this one?

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Reply #14 - 03/28/06 at 1:32am
 
This thread leaves me speechless. I am imfatuated with squirrels in photoshoped neckties.

Scientology is scary! I bet if anyone can cure the world of scientology it would be a squirrel in a necktie, perhaps even the one at the drive-thru. (which really made me laugh)

Furboa's totally in the same family as squirrels....um right (where's our scientist gwangi when you need him!)

Tone: you get twenty seven more gold stars on my bulletin board

I feel like I've been slacking in contributions...this is something that needs to be rectified. Hmmm can I call out of work "sick with squirrel-love"?
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