Playground Ghosts Forum - 161-Wile E. Knows The Way

Code Ghost
Playground Ghost

Offline

Practicing for
"Die
Harder-est".

Posts: 1389
er...Brooklyn?
Gender: female

161-Wile E. Knows The Way
08/24/06 at 6:42pm

This comic is funnier if you know Furboa has no idea what consummate means and also if you know I have had that generic "doot doot" song in my head all day.

I was debating between the ACME style box with birdseed and a stick (Robin E's idea) and having Higgins make Furboa go uptown by tying the Pantyhose Sample to a stick and a string and dangling it in front of him like a carrot and a donkey. Since I was deathly sick last night I decided the one that required me to leave the apartment and put on pants (hopefully not in that order) probably wasn't the best idea.

I got me some strep throat, which one friend referred to as "the kissing disease" to which I responded "I thought that was mono" to which she responded "oh wait the kissing disease is hickey-ism." What is the kissing disease? Do politicians all have it? Is that why they kiss so many damn babies? Those politicians need to stop making out with infant foreheads. It grosses me out.

Also, Fanfan la Tulipe (the DVD on the couch) is now in my list of top 5 movies of ALL TIME. Seriously. Its ridiculously brilliant. Its never been released in the US but you can buy the Hong Kong DVD with english subtitles for 99 cents on ebay and it plays beauuuuutifully.

Also-also, why DON'T they make flavored pantyhose? Seems to me there would be a market for the stuff.

(If any part of this post seems odder than usual I get to blame it on medications. Yay!)

Back to top

It's a 'Turkey on Mr. Bean's Head' phone and to answer the phone you lift the turkey off Mr. Bean's head and put it over your own.

IP Logged

walkedonmypillow

Offline

MOM, you're ruining
our fort!!!!

Posts: 50
Charlotte, NC
Gender: female

Re: 161-Wile E. Knows The Way
Reply #1 - 08/24/06 at 7:05pm

heyyyyy

I have mono! mono is the kissing disease. the doctor said "i will be very surprised if you don't have strep throat" and then felt my spleen and asked "have you ever had mono" "noooooo" "you may have mono". CRAP. luckily i have very recently kissed someone who deserves sickness-revenge, so he's gettin' it too. BAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA ow typing maniacal laughter makes me tired i can barely walk up the stairs.

here's to amoxicillin and steroids, the breakfast of champions. i have to go take a nap

Back to top

...and remember: relent not, lest ye be trampled and left for dead.

IP Logged

Annie_Sanders Moderator Offline I'm watching you. Posts: 546 Upstairs from Secret Lair Gender:	Re: 161-Wile E. Knows The Way Reply #2 - 08/25/06 at 12:56pm yeah, the kissing disease IS mono. Your friend is an idiot, colleen. Hopefully she's not one of my friends too
Back to top	There's a nice little sit-upon in Hell with your name on it. IP Logged

Steve_Hogan Playground Ghost Offline It's all just one big plastic hassle. Posts: 392 Gender:	Re: 161-Wile E. Knows The Way Reply #3 - 08/25/06 at 11:08pm I think strep is the "Aw crap I've got strep!" disease.
Back to top	IP Logged

bob_abplanalp Offline la la la la la la la Posts: 101 rochester,ny	Re: 161-Wile E. Knows The Way Reply #4 - 08/27/06 at 6:50am they make edible panties, so i think that flavored pantyhose is probably made in the same factory.
Back to top	pretty little funny babes eating juicy plump gold grapes, luvs to dance and play around, dancing with thems silly clowns, la la la la la la la IP Logged

walkedonmypillow Offline MOM, you're ruining our fort!!!! Posts: 50 Charlotte, NC Gender:	Re: 161-Wile E. Knows The Way Reply #5 - 08/27/06 at 10:34am and what a sordid place that factory must be
Back to top	...and remember: relent not, lest ye be trampled and left for dead. IP Logged

jam_pot Offline yes Posts: 338 Essex - England Gender:	Re: 161-Wile E. Knows The Way Reply #6 - 08/27/06 at 12:52pm bob_abplanalp wrote on 08/27/06 at 6:50am: they make edible panties, so i think that flavored pantyhose is probably made in the same factory. My friend discovered a used candy thong on ebay. Yuck. Someone had bid.
Back to top	never mind, it'll come out in the wash IP Logged

bob_abplanalp

Offline

la la la la la la la

Posts: 101
rochester,ny

Re: 161-Wile E. Knows The Way
Reply #7 - 08/27/06 at 5:30pm

Quote:

and what a sordid place that factory must be

yes, i imagine this to be a very good premise for a willy wonka parodied porno

Quote:

My friend discovered a used candy thong on ebay. Yuck.

Someone had bid.

that is quite the discovery, your friend is right up there with vasgo degama...

...um, yeah, that's gross. sounds like a "no reserve" item.

Back to top

pretty little funny babes eating juicy plump gold grapes, luvs to dance and play around, dancing with thems silly clowns, la la la la la la la

IP Logged

neelyum Offline blern. Posts: 50 greensboro, nc Gender:	Re: 161-Wile E. Knows The Way Reply #8 - 09/01/06 at 7:41am oddly enough, even vasgo degama sounds filthy in the context of this thread.
Back to top	I don't like having disks crammed into me... unless they're Oreos, and then only in the mouth. IP Logged

colleen AF venable

Code Ghost
Playground Ghost

Offline

Practicing for
"Die
Harder-est".

Posts: 1389
er...Brooklyn?
Gender: female

Re: 161-Wile E. Knows The Way
Reply #9 - 09/01/06 at 5:22pm

bob_abplanalp wrote on 08/27/06 at 5:30pm:

Quote:

My friend discovered a used candy thong on ebay. Yuck.

Someone had bid.

that is quite the discovery, your friend is right up there with vasgo degama...

...um, yeah, that's gross. sounds like a "no reserve" item.

Or maybe just a "no reservations" item. BOO-YAH!

Um...okay, can we pretend I didn't just write that?

Hope you've murdered the Mono with a Jackie Chan sized chop, Walkedonmypillow! If that doesn't work you should just kiss someone else to get rid of it. That works, right?

By the way, all, I'm finally strep free and feeling like $20 bucks! Woo! Comic, radio show, and some new screenprinted vintage threads are showing up on the site this weekend!

Back to top

It's a 'Turkey on Mr. Bean's Head' phone and to answer the phone you lift the turkey off Mr. Bean's head and put it over your own.

IP Logged

Sentry Offline Fool of a Took. Posts: 157 Aurora, CO Gender:	Re: 161-Wile E. Knows The Way Reply #10 - 09/02/06 at 4:53pm Congratulations on the feelin' goods, and the twenty bucks!
Back to top	We're grown ups now, and it's our turn to decide what that means. IP Logged