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Annie (Non) Lazer Hands!
06/06/07 at 12:02am
 
So I was thinking, Colleen has her lazer hands, but what about the Annie?  What would be better, or even just as good, as Lazer-Handed-Colleen...?

WHISK-HAND-ANNIE


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Reply #1 - 06/06/07 at 12:12pm
 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

That is delightful and amazing. For purposes of practicality, I probably wouldn't give up my real hands for a wisk-hand (I mean, there's just really not that much egg-scrambling to do in my life), but the idea of it is a tastey morsel of absurdity and humor. And I suppose I could use the wisk to scramble other things... like FACES! MWAHAHA!

I should also mention that, in addition to the scrumtrilescent concept, the execution is also to be admired. Did you do that in illustrator? My hat's off to you, sir.

This is, like, tooootally going on my myspace.
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Reply #2 - 06/08/07 at 3:52pm
 
holy shit! thats fucking amazing!!! Shocked i'm so jealous! i could make cookies whenever i wanted with a whisk for a hand (presuming that its motorized). Cheesy
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Reply #3 - 06/08/07 at 11:27pm
 
You bet it's motorized!  How else could you make cookies, scrambled eggs and scrambled faces?

Yeah, it's all Illustrator'ed up!  But the real question is:  Who would win in a fight between Annie Whiskhand Sanders and Collen Lazerhands Venable?
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Reply #4 - 06/09/07 at 7:58pm
 
I could make a lesbian/hands/attachment reference here, but I'm just not going to.
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Reply #5 - 06/09/07 at 9:33pm
 
LaurenTK wrote on 06/09/07 at 7:58pm:
I could make a lesbian/hands/attachment reference here, but I'm just not going to.

... wait for it...



OOOOOooo...  Grin thats dirty! and yet fun...
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Re: Annie (Non) Lazer Hands!
Reply #6 - 06/10/07 at 9:20pm
 
LaurenTK wrote on 06/09/07 at 7:58pm:
I could make a lesbian/hands/attachment reference here, but I'm just not going to.


oh no Shocked
hehehe i like it
go right on ahead
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Re: Annie (Non) Lazer Hands!
Reply #7 - 06/11/07 at 6:33pm
 
To quote Karin Kallmaker, "If men have to wear pants, then lesbians should have to wear mittens."

Really, that's all I'm saying.
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Reply #8 - 06/11/07 at 11:23pm
 
oh... i was thinking of something slightly different...  Grin guess that shows you how dirty my mind is... Roll Eyes
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Reply #9 - 06/11/07 at 11:40pm
 
The truth is, you may not have been thinking of something different.
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Reply #10 - 06/12/07 at 12:55am
 
When it's cold out, they wear mittens do their hands don't get too cold... Right?  So they don't get cold hands holding on to subway poles?  Right? Oh, I get it! It's because... because...  

Shocked

*Goes and huddles in a corner, rocking to and fro*

p.s. Tehehe
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Reply #11 - 06/12/07 at 8:56pm
 
I think I speak for everybody here when say that I wish there was a way to see a fight between Annie Whiskhand and Ash.

http://www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk/images/D/D4639.jpg
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Reply #12 - 06/13/07 at 12:11pm
 
Smiley

Why do you want to see me die in a grisly, bloody way? Maybe I just don't have enough faith in myself, but I don't think an egg beater really has the power, reach, or destruction-ability that a chain saw does.

I guess I'll just have to summon up my posse of badassery---  Smiley  Smiley Smiley

and of course  Smiley and Smiley
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Reply #13 - 06/17/07 at 11:10pm
 
Annie, you could totally win that fight! When he runs at you, duck and have Coleen closeline him. Then, while he's on the ground, shove the whisk/egg beater/thingy up his ass!  Cheesy
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Reply #14 - 06/22/07 at 2:35pm
 
I bet that's the first time that's been said on this forum...  But it is a good stratagey.... A little bit sickening, but good none the less!  

Just make sure Ash doesn't have his gang with him:

Smiley  -  Mr 'Damn you crazy-glue eye drops!' Johnson

Smiley  -  Mr 'I got the rythm (mailed) inside me!' Cruncher

Smiley  -  Ms 'I bet you wish I wasn't made out of puppies!' Butterworth

 Smiley  -  Mr 'I'm the dead pixel!' Pixelson

and of course...

Smiley  -  The Anit-ROFLWAFLE

p.s. I hear that ROFLWAFLE is a real eye gouger...

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