Wait for it...wait for it...okay you can stop waiting! IT'S HERE!

Six Degrees of Johnny Depp is totally my new favorite improvised song game. Oh you will LOVE it. Sheedy. Sheedy. Sheedy.

Gah!  Silly Satan!  Shouldn't he be too busy emblazing people's names on to bibles to give away as Christmas presents?!  He should have known about the road too!!  He DOES frequent old highways, to go to the 'Whole Enchelada' festival and the 'World's Biggest Ball of Yarn' every year, whilst going down a straight ass road, as guided by his John Cleese GPS!  But oh no!  What if he had gotten accosted by the Jewish Mafia hitman in Colleen's closet, and got confused about his questions concerning foot-sizing, therefore loosing his attention on what number Fluff ashow you were on, because he totally counted show 39 as real show, when it obviously was just a filler to celebrate the 40th!  He was probably then scared by the lightning monsters (who were really Robin Enrico) trying to get in to his appartment, and had to run away on hand bikes, WHILST also being chased by mothra, and was tottally trying to find Annie to help him defeat his mothy foe, because he'd forgotten to get his true berries of magical gold and 'Mel Brooks Chest Rub' from Jimmy AF Venable, who'd last time had been too annoying asking questions about Rumby Sticks and Earn, Nose and Throat Singing!  But of course Jimmy had then found himself questioning who really WAS his babydaddy, and had to ask Rob and Mark to help him!  So of course they read Colleen's old diarys (which was totally just Robin Enrico again), which lead him to find out that his father was really just a Sex Ham called Eggbert! But now that the Devil had returned just in time to fight his enemies Jesus and Bagina The Vagina Moustache (who's real name was Anya before she was put in the witness protection programme), but was able to defeat them both using a mix of thigh-lock and beating them with his chocolate Empire State Building and Mr T toothbrush that he'd gotten from the Secret Tree Ninjas, who were questionably in sexy underthings!  So now that he was reunited with his wife Bob Barker, he was able to sit back with some Red Bull, Cheese Strings and tri-flavored popcorn, and enjoy an enviggorating Skymall, which he THEN used to order a Shitter Shifter, JUST in time for Annie to get there to get the show back!

Haha, holy shit liam! That was like going down memory lane in a rocket ship on FIRE!

Liam I want to get that entire block of text tattooed over my entire face. I do love it so!